If You Have 8 Legs...I Will Kill You

A few weeks ago I walked into my room and found the biggest, thickest, grossest spider I've ever seen in my whole life. It was disgusting, so my roommate Ashley came in and saved me and killed that little monster. When it comes to killing bugs, if someone else is around, then I won't kill the thing. Sometimes situations arise that I have to step up and be a man and kill the bug on my own. For example, if I was home alone or in the shower...which is exactly what happened this morning. I was in the shower minding my own business when I looked up to see a gross little spider climbing up MY shower wall. I was almost finished in the shower, so I tried to be brave long enough to get out of the shower and have my roommate killed it. Well that dumb little spider kept falling off the wall a little ways and having to climb back up. Every time it fell down the wall I couldn't help but scream. My roommates weren't scared because they knew it was my "spider scream". I was afraid that the spider was going to fall into my shower water and then what was I going to do? So I jumped out of the shower, soapy and all, grabbed a shoe from Alice and I killed that little devil!!! I was a great victory.


The pathetic, shriveled up, dead spider that I killed